Christmas is a great time to be a stoner. The streets are filled with colors, it’s primo snowboarding season, and there’s so much delicious food. Here’s why Christmas is the best time of year to be a stoner.
Christmas Lights Look Amazing
One of my fondest memories of Christmas as an adult is getting really baked and going around to look at Christmas lights on people’s houses. I love Christmas lights, and am a strong supporter of keeping them up year round. Being baked makes colors appear a lot brighter and this definitely applies to Christmas lights.
There’s So Much Food
The holidays are the perfect time for munchies as we are all well aware. Every year my mom bakes a ton of sweets and always sends me a box. Naturally I’m going to smoke six bowls and eat tons of candy and baked goods for an entire afternoon while watching my Christmas movies. Then there’s the actual dinner itself. This is the time of year where it’s okay to eat your face off, and no one will judge.
Easier To Deal With Stress
They say that this is the most wonderful time of the year. Whether or not that’s true is debatable, but it’s definitely the most stressful time of the year. You’re dealing with crowds while shopping, dealing with relatives and travel plans, and some of us are just trying to get through finals in one piece. Make sure to take the time to relax and smoke up.
Christmas Songs Are Less Annoying
Full disclosure: I’m not a fan of Christmas songs. I loved them when I was a kid, but now just hearing the opening chords of “Jingle Bells” is enough to make me feel stabby. Smoking weed makes them a lot more tolerable. I almost feel like a kid again, and sometimes even find myself singing along.
It’s Dark And Depressing Outside
Depending on where you live December is dark, cold, and wet, even with all the Christmas lights. There’s a reason why people get depressed during this time of year, and it has to do with the lack of sunlight and Vitamin D. It just so happens that smoking weed is great for depression, depending on the strain that you smoke.
Today’s the day that was made for chillin out with a fat bowl and all your favorite people, so light up!
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